![]() ![]() Yesterday we ate what looked like hot dogs but tasted like inflated rubber bands. One whole shelf out of an entire supermarket for vegan and it’s all stuff that looks like it belongs on a late night infomercial.įrank: Come on, the options are limited. We go to the store and it’s not even an isle, it’s a shelf. I can do it by myself.įrank: I just wish there was more options, Val. Valerie: You don’t have to go vegan with me. That’s because you’ve been given horrible food to eat your whole life.įrank: No, it’s because I’ve eaten meals where I’ve actually used a knife. (beat) You know, I can’t believe how you go on. Valerie: It’s called chick peas, not chicken peas. You don’t feel it? Honestly, you don’t feel like you have more energy?įrank: I need to eat protein to have strength. You too! You’re starting to get rosy cheeks.įrank: Rosy cheeks? What rosy cheeks? You sure that’s not heart failure? I feel light and healthy and I’m already getting a glowing complexion. I feel like I’m shribbling…getting smaller. ![]() What’s next? Going outside and eating dirt?įrank: Discipline? I’ve gone an entire week with-įrank: That’s a week if you’re Italian and I feel like I’m shribbling up.įrank: Shribble. ![]() Baby spinach looks like baby tree leaves. Tell me you’re joking.įrank: I’m hungry! Been eating salad that don’t even look like salad. You are going to live a longer life.įrank: I gotta tell ya, I’m ready to grab my bow and arrow and shoot down birds in the backyard. It’s only been three days.įrank: Hasn’t it been a week already? I feel like I’m breaking some sort of record. Valerie: Yeah, you need to eat more plant foods, vegetables and fruits.įrank: I’m starving babe, alright? I feel like I’ve been eating leaves all day. Valerie: Isn’t this incredible that we are both vegan? I can’t believe we have actually gone vegan. Frank is destroyed by it and Valerie is in paradise. In this short comic scene, VALERIE and FRANK discuss how their switch to going vegan has been working out. ![]()
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